Thursday, September 27, 2007

As we are clearing out many of our files in the bureacracy we have discovered many photographs of the People's Democratic Republic of Path that have not been seen, let alone published, ever. Now if a person in the back will dim the lights and flip the switch on the projector we can look at several areas of Path previously unknown to the outsider.
Our first photo is a space satellite (opposed to observation aircraft [we deny any claims of evil doing; this is for the common good!] in other photos) of eastern Path. This area opens up to a large ocean that extends all the way to Englesim. The eastern ocean is warm (opposed to the fairly cool temperature of the western ocean) (which keeps the eastern coast in the low 70's in winter and upper 90's in summer with a low humidity) and is filled with small islands and many active volcanic sites. To clarify the western ocean is the lake-like water in the southwest and the easter ocean in in the archepelago in the northeast.

This photograph is of a western coastal city called Portage (pronounced Poor-AHge). It is a small fishing town with a few corn, fish, and meat processing plants but is rather boring. Of note though is its ideal location in a small flat area that provides protection from storms and allows runoff to pool here providing fresh water for the town. This was this the second oldest city in Path the availbility of fresh water AND the ocean, plus the decent farming to the south (right inthe picture) was a plus once they dared venture out beyond their small depression.
This shot is from the widely forgotten Kerouc Isles (I do believe I am spelling that rong). These islands were only inhabitated by natives until the 1800's when the controlling Spansims thought there might be some wealth there. These island were ignored because of their rough landscapes or appearance of being empty. This city of Kawa (KAAH-wah) has been growing but fairly slowly due to the fact that they are in the FREAKIN' OCEAN. Uh...that was just a minor slip for the great leader of Path but I'm fine. The Keroucans were the second people to support Path in its uprising as they have been wronged by Eursims since the 1400's and they were fairly poor.
A fairly old photo taken from a prototype color camera before Kawa expanded from an early village to a city. This lake is of particular interest to state biologists as a type of tree rarely found in the Path mainland flourishes here on the islands; the cottonwood and birch. There seems to be something in this small lake that promotes their growth....

3 Comments:

Blogger Joe said...

Yes. The stuff in the lake is known as stevesam. It makes cotton(wood) pick itself...

You might try some state-run terraforming projects or, even better, vertical farms to grow food on the isles.

6:21 PM  
Blogger A Crazed Bush Hating Socialist said...

Well once we get the rock painting project in action that ugly ass brown shit will be gone.
Plus there are some vertical farms in the work. Consider them bunk beds for corn. Plus we can fertilize with no risk of runoff.

7:02 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

See my new blog: http://theregionofrikveyapac.blogspot.com/

4:23 PM  

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