A Slight Explanation
Palm trees just don't grow in the rich soil of Path. All other species out compete them and they only grow in sandy areas (there are essentially none). There was an attempt to introduce them for a resort but they soon became corrupted (i.e. they reproduced with other local trees and they either produced palm tree stalks with maple leaves or pine tree trunks with palm leaves). Scientists are currently investigating this in 2 of our multiple science labs (the New Corksland location and the one in West Path [Mt. Robson])
posted by A Crazed Bush Hating Socialist at 4:45 PM
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up/ In a world where palm trees are all gone?
Palm trees are nice. But in simland they eat babies.
Just like your mom.
If you can find one time the phrase your mom was seriously funny not just some random fluke (i.e saying it everytime someone says something waiting for it to be funny) then I won't strangle you. You have until I see you again.
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